Example Toasts

   Valentines Day Toast Negative

To not getting fat and diabetic from boxes of chocolate;

To not blowing next month's rent on a single meal in an overly crowded restaurant;

To not spending $3.75 to add to the bloated, excessive greeting card industry;

To not watching a vase full of flowers slowly wilt over the course of a week while pondering the inevitability of age, decline and death; To good friends and good drinks instead!

Happy Valentine's Day!

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