Example Toasts

   Baby Shower Toast Humorours

Children are a gift from God. Unfortunately, God usually forgets to include the receipt.

You are about to embark on a scary, beautiful, joyful journey. You can look forward to eighteen magical years…of never getting a good night's sleep. And after that getting hit up for money.

Remember to cherish the small moments and know that there is no greater love than the moment you decide to let your child live after he spray paints the cat.

To Motherhood!

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